Alphabet Potato: the letter U

Now, this is a very important letter and can stand for a ton of really serious and meaningful things like...

Under-valued

Under-paid

Under-bored

Under-whattoweartomorrowblackagain?

Under-didigivethatstrangermypersonalcellnumberwhydididothatwhat'swrongwithme?

and so on...

Alphabet Potato: the letter OMGeeeee

COMMON!

LOL

you know this has happened to you...

One moment you are trying to explain your story with an innocent arm gesture and the next that drink you spent your lunch & dinner money on (and cab $ to pay the tip) is all ovah the mofo place.

UGH!!!

It just makes me barf!

hahah

Potato the Alphabet: the letter Y

Dear Staff: Appearance

Dear Staff,

On my recent visit to some German galleries I noticed how sharp and smart everyone looked. No matter what they were saying to me I ended up leaving impressed. I think it was because they were all wearing these really chic glasses (see enclosed box).

Starting right now every member of our gallery staff is required to wear a pair. I think it will really make us look more intelligent dont you? (that's not really a question hahah).

The beer gardens here are amazing, due to some promising deals I am extending my stay for a few more months.

Boss

Night out...

I feel like this somehow could have happened last night... but then again...

Tonight with the Ladies

Tonight at Congee Village!
Seat reserved for L. Roth!!! hahah

Spontaneous Bloating week!!!