Thursday, October 29, 2009

Alphabet Potato: the letter U

Now, this is a very important letter and can stand for a ton of really serious and meaningful things like...


and so on...

Alphabet Potato: the letter OMGeeeee



you know this has happened to you...
One moment you are trying to explain your story with an innocent arm gesture and the next that drink you spent your lunch & dinner money on (and cab $ to pay the tip) is all ovah the mofo place.

It just makes me barf!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Dear Staff: Appearance

Dear Staff,

On my recent visit to some German galleries I noticed how sharp and smart everyone looked. No matter what they were saying to me I ended up leaving impressed. I think it was because they were all wearing these really chic glasses (see enclosed box).

Starting right now every member of our gallery staff is required to wear a pair. I think it will really make us look more intelligent dont you? (that's not really a question hahah).

The beer gardens here are amazing, due to some promising deals I am extending my stay for a few more months.


Night out...

I feel like this somehow could have happened last night... but then again...

Friday, October 23, 2009

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Yakk Yakk Yakk...

Dont you hate it when this happens? You just want to enjoy your martini and not think about things....


Dear Staff: Unrealistic Expectations

Dear Staff,

How's everyone doing? What's going on? Okay enough small talk...

How come I haven't seen any SOLD emails from you guys (ugh...okay LADIES too) lately?

I've been working my ass off dancing at gay bars, making out with director's wives, and pinching model tushies. I bring results to the table and I expect you do to do the same!!!!

Get out there! Meet some rich gay dudes! Find old ladies that need CPR but stay away from the models. I am an expert in that field so it's best to let me handle that.

Anyway...I look forward to some RESULTS okay?

Your Boss

Yay Putri is da best!!!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Crazy Lady Solution


It's time someone invented the "Go Away Crazy Lady" spray...

Turd Thursday

This priceless jem here is from my dear friend J.

Sigh...True Potato style!