How's everyone doing? What's going on? Okay enough small talk...
How come I haven't seen any SOLD emails from you guys (ugh...okay LADIES too) lately?
I've been working my ass off dancing at gay bars, making out with director's wives, and pinching model tushies. I bring results to the table and I expect you do to do the same!!!!
Get out there! Meet some rich gay dudes! Find old ladies that need CPR but stay away from the models. I am an expert in that field so it's best to let me handle that.
Anyway...I look forward to some RESULTS okay?