Saturday, October 17, 2009

Dear Staff: Unrealistic Expectations

Dear Staff,

How's everyone doing? What's going on? Okay enough small talk...

How come I haven't seen any SOLD emails from you guys (ugh...okay LADIES too) lately?

I've been working my ass off dancing at gay bars, making out with director's wives, and pinching model tushies. I bring results to the table and I expect you do to do the same!!!!

Get out there! Meet some rich gay dudes! Find old ladies that need CPR but stay away from the models. I am an expert in that field so it's best to let me handle that.

Anyway...I look forward to some RESULTS okay?

Your Boss

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