Dear Staff, It is with much pleasure that I inform you of your promotion! After reviewing the staff you are now the Registrar, Sales Director, Janitor, Receptionist and Security Guard.
Now I know it sounds like a handful but I trust that with your determination and ability to juggle loads of tasks at once you will do just fine. And if you get mad...blame it on your co-workers who have jumped ship!
I congratulate you with a cognac toast from my yacht in St. Tropez. Now go forth and sell some art!!! hahahah! See you in Fall 2015.
Bossman
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