Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
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Thursday, November 5, 2009
Dear Staff: Promotion
Dear Staff, It is with much pleasure that I inform you of your promotion! After reviewing the staff you are now the Registrar, Sales Director, Janitor, Receptionist and Security Guard.
Now I know it sounds like a handful but I trust that with your determination and ability to juggle loads of tasks at once you will do just fine. And if you get mad...blame it on your co-workers who have jumped ship!
I congratulate you with a cognac toast from my yacht in St. Tropez. Now go forth and sell some art!!! hahahah! See you in Fall 2015.
Bossman
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Alphabet Potato: the letter U
Now, this is a very important letter and can stand for a ton of really serious and meaningful things like...Under-valued
Under-paid
Under-bored
Under-whattoweartomorrowblackagain?
Under-didigivethatstrangermypersonalcellnumberwhydididothatwhat'swrongwithme?
and so on...
Alphabet Potato: the letter OMGeeeee
COMMON!LOL
you know this has happened to you...
One moment you are trying to explain your story with an innocent arm gesture and the next that drink you spent your lunch & dinner money on (and cab $ to pay the tip) is all ovah the mofo place.
UGH!!!
It just makes me barf!
hahah
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Dear Staff: Appearance
Dear Staff,On my recent visit to some German galleries I noticed how sharp and smart everyone looked. No matter what they were saying to me I ended up leaving impressed. I think it was because they were all wearing these really chic glasses (see enclosed box).
Starting right now every member of our gallery staff is required to wear a pair. I think it will really make us look more intelligent dont you? (that's not really a question hahah).
The beer gardens here are amazing, due to some promising deals I am extending my stay for a few more months.
Boss
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Yakk Yakk Yakk...
Dont you hate it when this happens? You just want to enjoy your martini and not think about things....SIGN
Dear Staff: Unrealistic Expectations
Dear Staff,How's everyone doing? What's going on? Okay enough small talk...
How come I haven't seen any SOLD emails from you guys (ugh...okay LADIES too) lately?
I've been working my ass off dancing at gay bars, making out with director's wives, and pinching model tushies. I bring results to the table and I expect you do to do the same!!!!
Get out there! Meet some rich gay dudes! Find old ladies that need CPR but stay away from the models. I am an expert in that field so it's best to let me handle that.
Anyway...I look forward to some RESULTS okay?
Your Boss
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Turd Thursday
This priceless jem here is from my dear friend J. Sigh...True Potato style!
Pants2Tight
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Alphabet Potato: the letter Eeeee
For Molly's wedding!!!I've been a bad Potato...neglecting my site. SIGH!!! SORRY!!!
More Tatter adventures coming up I promise!!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Emergency Post: Adult Alphabet
Tonight's breaking false news inspired the following adult alphabet post. M is for M@$thr fking mad
and
K is for "I'm gonna KUT that b$*&h"
Anyone who stands in the way of Potato and Team Eric better get ready for some unpleasantness. LOL...
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Potato the Alphabet
As many of you know, I'm not from 'around here.'Being as such, I have a hard time with the alphabet.
Every few days I will post some helpful words/images to help me organize all the letters (but not always in order).
Here is a little preview, and feel free to email me suggestions!
Dear Staff: Automated
Dear Staff, As of today we will be using an automated service to communicate with one another. Most notably...me, your BOSS.
Button One is the "Morale" button. I have recorded some of the chants I've had the privileged to hear during my travels through Nepal, Bali, Miami and of course Mykonos. Example: "You are a wonderful being full of light, take that light and make us some money." And so on. You get the picture (now go sell it ha-ha!).
Button Two is for those days when you feel like your coworker is slacking off. Just record their name and time of slacking and I'll get right on it.
Button Three is for all your other concerns. You will hear silence for a few moments, feel free to voice whatever it is you wish to express, and then the ring tone. It's really just for you to feel like someone is THERE FOR YOU.
I think this system will work well for us. Mainly it will free me up to travel the world while you toil away.
Back to work my little work bee's!! See you in 2012!!!
Boss Man
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
True Blood: ...Maryann Lives a bit longer...snooze!!!
Let's recap from this past Sunday's episode shall we?<--gigglefest
Jason rescues us again...
Team Eric though took a serious hit with this number.
Dress?? Gun??
ERIC!!!
WDF???
...more tomorrow (sigh).
Monday, August 31, 2009
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