re: Exhibition Invites

Dear Staff,

In order to save on printing costs, we now are going to make our exhibition invitation cards by hand. Who doesn't like to receive a little original art in the mail?

Please practice forging the styles of each artist so you will be ready when his or her show comes around.

And instead of printing business cards, I suggest you write your details on cocktail napkins instead. If you aren't attending an event with napkins, you may want to write some at home in advance. That way, you can pull them out of your purse or pocket as seamlessly as if they were real business cards! Just remember to not use them as hankies.

Yours,
Blubbernut

*courtesy of Guest Contributor Eggplant*